Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Repetition

Parshat Nasso

Originally this week was blocked in for a discussion on misogyny in the Torah, since the infamous laws of the sotah, the woman who's husband accuses her of adultery and is forced to go through an embarrassing ordeal on just the husband's suspicion.  However, I wasn't up to it yet, and I'll defer this topic to a later week a few months from now.  Luckily (for me) and unluckily (if you're of the opinion that the Torah represents perfect morality) there are ample opportunities in the Torah to discuss misogyny in the future.  Instead, we'll discuss one of the aspects of the Torah that hint strongly to it not living up to what it's billed as.


It's So Hard to Write on These!


To begin this week, I'd like to bring up a quote from a source that is not the Tanach.  The quote is the following:
1 Now behold, it came to pass that I, Jacob, having ministered much unto my people in word, (and I cannot write but a little of my words, because of the difficulty of engraving our words upon plates) and we know that the things which we write upon plates must remain;  2 But whatsoever things we write upon anything save it be upon plates must perish and vanish away; but we can write a few words upon plates, which will give our children, and also our beloved
brethren, a small degree of knowledge concerning us, or concerning their fathers--  3 Now in this thing we do rejoice; and we labor diligently to engraven these words upon plates, hoping that our beloved brethren and our children will receive them with thankful hearts, and look upon them that they may learn with joy and not with sorrow, neither with contempt, concerning their first parents.
The knowledgeable among you may recognize this text, based on style and the discussion of "plates" as being from the Book of Mormon.  Specifically, it is from the beginning of the 4th chapter of the Book of Jacob.

It's very interesting to read books sacred to religions of which you have no real attachment.  The Book of Mormon is a book that a religious group holds dear, but which to me has absolutely no emotional purchase.  The reason I picked up this passage is that when I was reading through the book, I remember laughing at the complete absurdity of this specific paragraph.  In the first sentence the author states that he needs to be brief because of the difficulty of physically engraving text on the plates.  Then he spends the next two sentences repeating himself and adding essentially nothing except talking about how important the words are that he's currently laboring to engrave. The entire book of Mormon reads in the same kind of style, lots of words that say very little.  It seemed to me quite hilarious that the author would point out explicitly how incongruous the style is with the supposed medium, i.e. engraving on metal plates.

Now, while I could spend more time pointing out the various absurdities in the Book of Mormon, and there are many, that's probably not of too much interest to my readers.  The point of bringing it up is that unless you are Mormon (in which case, how on earth did you find this blog?), you are unlikely to engage in apologetics defending the text.  You probably would say something like, well of course it's absurd; it was written by a con-artist in the 19th century.

From This We Learn

We will now turn away from the Book of Mormon and it's questionable whether it will make any more appearances in this blog.   Instead we will look at the Tanach, specifically we will look at the Talmudic approach to the Tanach.  In the Talmud, the Tanach, and the Torah in specific was the direct word of God.  One of the consequences of this assumption is that the text was both dense and cryptic, with numerous lessons derivable from the text.  The title of this section, "From This We Learn" is emblematic of the kind of argument in the Talmud.  A letter out of place, a phrase slightly different, a seeming contradiction, are all sources for arguments and explanations.

At least, this is how it is sold in Orthodoxy.  Back when I was religious, I took this at faith value.  As a Ba'al Korei (Torah Reader) I would constantly be finding small textual oddities, phrases that were slightly different.  I assumed that there would be numerous discussions about these in the Rabbinic texts.  I was wrong.  Very few of them were actually discussed in Mikraot Gedolot or similar compilations.  I would bring them up constantly to my Rabbis as what I look back on as something that was probably very annoying.  The answer was always, "that's interesting, I'll look and get back to you."  They didn't find anything either.  I used to have long lists of these things written down, but those, sadly, are long lost.

It's only later that I realized that the approach of the Rabbis of Talmudic times (and later) was the reverse of what it was billed as.  Instead of starting with the Torah and figuring out what they could learn from it, they took what they wanted to say, and searched the Torah for a way to support it!  It took far too long for me to realize this, but in retrospect when reading Talmudic passages it's all obvious.  If I didn't have that emotional attachment to the text, it probably would have been easier to see.

(Twisty) Passages that all Look Alike

It is no secret that there are many passages in the Torah that are both formulaic and repetitive.  For example, in last week, when we discussed about the tribes, we saw that the text said:
22 Of the children of Simeon, their generations, by their families, by their fathers' houses, those that were numbered thereof, according to the number of names, by their polls, every male from twenty years old and upward, all that were able to go forth to war; 23 those that were numbered of them, of the tribe of Simeon, were fifty and nine thousand and three hundred. 
 It could have said:
 Tribe of Simeon, fifty-nine thousand, three hundred.
It did not.  It listed a long formulaic passage which it repeats in exactly the same language for each tribe.  There are many similar passages, like the generations from Adam to Noah, or the generations from Noah to Abraham.  The commands to build the tabernacle and the actual building of the tabernacle are described separately, and the second repeats the first almost verbatim.  (Some of the differences in these accounts definitely made it to my "questions.")  However, the most egregious example of repetition is in this week's parsha.  When it describes the offering for each tribe, it says the following:
12 And he that presented his offering the first day was Nahshon the son of Amminadab, of the tribe of Judah; 13 and his offering was one silver dish, the weight thereof was a hundred and thirty shekels, one silver basin of seventy shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary; both of them full of fine flour mingled with oil for a meal-offering; 14 one golden pan of ten shekels, full of incense; 15 one young bullock, one ram, one he-lamb of the first year, for a burnt-offering; 16 one male of the goats for a sin-offering; 17 and for the sacrifice of peace-offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he-goats, five he-lambs of the first year. This was the offering of Nahshon the son of Amminadab
This same passage repeats itself 11 more times.  The only thing that changes in them is the name of the guy who presents it, the tribe he's representing, and the day he presented it.  Everything else is exactly the same.  It's almost possible to fall asleep while reading it as a Ba'al Korei.

These sorts of formulaic and repetitive structures are pretty much exactly what you would expect from the ancient near east cultures who absolutely loved boilerplate formulaic stuff.  It's actually great for historians and archaeologists because it helps fill in lacunae in papyri and inscriptions.  The repetition yielded a redundancy which allows translations of texts even with many parts missing.  However, the important question to ask is, "is this the sort of stuff we're likely to see in a 'dense' divine document?"

If the Torah holds no specific emotional value for you, you might feel about this question the same as you felt about the Book of Mormon.  It would seem ludicrous that a divine document, the only document ever given by God directly to mankind, would waste pages of its precious space repeating the same stuff over and over again.  It's only when you have an emotional attachment to the Torah, and the internal desire that it be divine, that you will start making apologetic explanations for it.

And if it happens that you are of the apologetic bent, and specifically if you hold the opinion that every letter of the Torah is important, then the onus is on you to explain exactly why all these verses need full repetition.  Good luck with that.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

The Population Problem of the Torah

Parshat Bamidbar

This week we'll look at the problems involved in the Torah's account of population.  The topic was introduced in the past when we discussed Absence of Evidence and the Biblical Exodus.  This week we'll look at this specific topic more closely.  The first half we'll examine the actual problems involved with the literal account of how many people partook in the Exodus and the wandering in the desert.  The second half we'll look at the very common idea in modern circles that the "correct" interpretation of the Torah yields a lower number.  We'll come to the conclusion that this is not at all supported by the text, and is only an interpretation that attempts to salvage a "true" reading of the Torah in the light of the overwhelming evidence that the large numbers mentioned in the Torah cannot be true.


600,000 Men

There are a couple places in the biblical account where the size of the population is mentioned.  The first occurs during the departure from Egypt.  Exod. 12:37 puts the numbers at:
And the children of Israel journeyed from Rameses to Succoth, about six hundred thousand men on foot, beside children.
In this week's parsha we get the account of the Israelites during the beginning of the desert sojourn.  Num. 1:45-46 reports a number of 603,550:
45 And all those that were numbered of the children of Israel by their fathers' houses, from twenty years old and upward, all that were able to go forth to war in Israel; 46 even all those that were numbered were six hundred thousand and three thousand and five hundred and fifty.
Another census at the end of 40 years in the desert povides us with the number of 601,750 (Num. 26:51)
These are they that were numbered of the children of Israel, six hundred thousand and a thousand and seven hundred and thirty.
Neither account includes the Levites who are counted separately.  As a side note, it is somewhat humorous that in approximately 200 years in Egypt the size of the Israelites goes up from 70 to 600k, and in 40 years in the desert, it actually declines.  Anyway, these are the numbers we are given.  Why is this problematic?

The Large Number Problem

There are a great many reasons that this amount of people is incredibly problematic historically.  First consider, the total size of a population involving 600,000 males of fighting age (typically between 20 and 60 years old).  You can probably assume a roughly equal number of women, and probably an equivalent number of children and elderly that fall outside that age.  All told, we're looking at somewhere between 1.5 million and 2 million people according to the Torah in the entire nation of Israel.

The first question to ask is what the population of Egypt during this time period was.  This is actually really difficult to get an answer to.  This site seems to provide the most comprehensive list of estimates I could find.  From there we see that in period of time where the Exodus could have occurred, we are looking at a range of population from about 1 million to 5 million.  Let's assume we are somewhere near the upper bound of that range.  Depending on whether you include the Israelites in the Egyptian estimates or not, you are looking at something like 25-40% of the population as Israelite.  The departure of the Israelites would then cause a tremendous dip in the population of the region.  These large scale demographic changes are ones that would definitely leave their marks.  Cities would have been abandoned, local economies would have collapsed, etc.  We don't see anything of this magnitude at any time during the Egyptian history, and certainly not at any time period that aligns with possible exoduses.

The second question is to look for evidence of a large population in the desert.  For the vast majority of the time in the desert, the Jews encamped at Kadesh Barnea.  This is actually a fairly well known site, since it is referred in later times as an oasis stop on trade routes.  It is the current site of Ein el Qudeirat or perhaps the smaller site nearby Ein Qadis.  The Israelite encampment would make a city that was the largest in the world at that point.  It was a city with a fairly large animal population, for the daily sacrifices.  It would be a city where we'd expect somewhere over a million dead, since the entire generation is said to have died.  Presumably they were buried, possibly with tombstone and other markers.  Finkelstein and Silberman sum up the problem of the biblical narrative:
Yet repeated excavations and surveys throughout the entire area [of Ein el Qudeirat and Ein Qadis] have not provided the slightest evidence for activity in the Late Bronze Age, not even a single sherd left by a tiny fleeing band of frightened refugees [1].
The problems of the population size in the desert narrative have forced literalist apologists to conclude that God purposefully erased all possible evidence from the areas in question.  One wonders why God would try to trick people like that.

Last, we turn to the population of the Israelites as they cross into Canaan.  First it should be noted that we do not see any large influx of population during this time period.  Certainly nothing of the magnitude of one million plus.  However, it's useful to try to get population estimates in Canaan, just as we tried for Egypt.  Dever, who is somewhat sympathetic to the biblical narrative, and is trying to provide justification for a true united monarchy in the time of David says:
In oral communication Finkelstein says that he agrees with me that ca. 100 thousand is not too high a figure for all of "Israel" and "Judah" in the 10th century [2].
Other estimates are considerably lower.  Furthermore, as you go further back in time in the late Bronze Age, you see even lower population estimates.  Oddly if you go even further back to the middle Bronze Age, in the era preceeding the Exodus, you start seeing higher numbers again.  It turns out that the period in which 1 million Israelites were supposed to enter Canaan is precisely the time when the population appears to be at a a minimum.  At this time, most settlements were small and local.  In fact, it's not too different from the story portrayed in shoftim (Judges) which is partly Dever's point.

Hoffmeier, an Egyptologist and biblical maximalist in that he believes that the biblical story represents true knowledge of a 13th century Exodus sums up the numbers problem:
The evidence offered here, along with the thoughtful studies of the problem of the size of the Israelite exodus, leaves little doubt that the number of individuals would have been in the thousands, maybe a few tens of thousands, but certainly not hundreds of thousands, let alone millions [3].
Hoffmeier favors an alternate reading of the text, which is in somewhat in vogue today among Modern Jews who wish to salvage the Torah's narrative.  This will be the topic for the rest of the post.

Elef or "Elef"

The modern interpretation I hinted to above hinges on the interpretation of the word elef.  The word appears in the first sentence quoted above in Exodus. 
And the children of Israel journeyed from Rameses to Succoth, about six hundred thousand (elef) men on foot, beside children.
or in Hebrew:
וַיִּסְעוּ בְנֵי-יִשְׂרָאֵל מֵרַעְמְסֵס, סֻכֹּתָה, כְּשֵׁשׁ-מֵאוֹת אֶלֶף רַגְלִי הַגְּבָרִים, לְבַד מִטָּף
A different definition of elef is proposed here.  Namely the definition that appears in Gen. 36:40-43
36,40 And these are the names of the chiefs (alufei) that came of Esau, according to their families, after their places, by their names: the chief (aluf) of Timna, the chief of Alvah, the chief of Jetheth...
The word aluf (אַלּוּף) has the same root as elef (אֶלֶף) mentioned above.  The proposition is that this is the true meaning of the word, it means groups or families, not thousands.  Exod 12:37 is actually referring to 600 families that left Egypt, which would certainly be believable historically, although it would contradict the story in part, like in Exod. 1:10 where the Pharaoh is concerned that the Israelites are too large and will join the Egyptian enemies

There are two motivations for this suggestion in meaning.  The first is what we saw above by Hoffmeier.  The archaeological evidence just cannot support an Exodus narrative of the size of millions.  The second comes from the incredulity of a population burgeoning from 70 members to 2 million in 200 years.  [4]

However, it is my opinion that this explanation of the numbers is completely unwarranted.  For one thing, it cannot be applied to the two census accounts in Bamidbar (Numbers).  The first census, in this week's parsha, uses the following format when discussing the numbers of each tribe (Num 1:22-23):
22 Of the children of Simeon, their generations, by their families, by their fathers' houses, those that were numbered thereof, according to the number of names, by their polls, every male from twenty years old and upward, all that were able to go forth to war; 23 those that were numbered of them, of the tribe of Simeon, were fifty and nine thousand (elef) and three hundred.
First of all, the format uses several subdivisions already present.  It uses families (mishpechotehem) and generations (dorotam).  So interpretation of elef as family here seems to make no sense.  Second, if you do interpret elef as family and not thousand, what do you do with the number 300 that appears afterwards in this example?  Furthermore, if you add up all the counts, assuming they're actual numbers, as every translator has done for 2000 years, you get the correct total for all the Israelites.  The Torah doesn't always get arithmetic like this right. It is arithmetically correct in both censuses.

The other census in Bamidbar is hardly any better (Num 26:12-14):
12 The sons of Simeon after their families: of Nemuel, the family of the Nemuelites; of Jamin, the family of the Jaminites; of Jachin, the family of the Jachinites; 13 of Zerah, the family of the Zerahites; of Shaul, the family of the Shaulites. 14 These are the families of the Simeonites, twenty and two thousand and two hundred.

Again the word for family (mishpacha) is used, and the subdivisions are explicitly named.

Some apologists point to the approximate counts and the fact that some numbers appear more frequently than you would expect with a random sampling.  They see this as evidence that this is not an actual census count, but that seems unlikely to me.  First of all, it's not surprising that the numbers given are approximate, or that the numbers seem funny.  Both are what you might expect from a human author writing much later.  Regardless, the "hidden messages" in the number are somewhat unconvincing anyways.  For an example of Jewish apologetics in this regard, see the following pdf.  I'll let you judge for yourself if the argument is persuasive.

While it's true that if you sum up just the thousands columns you get 598 and 596 elef respectively, which is similar to the 600 elef mentioned in Exodus, you expect that based on simple addition.  Furthermore, most tribes grow in elef between the two, except for Shimon (Simeon) who lost 2/3 of its population.  One wouldn't expect so many new family clans to be formed in one generation, just the size of the clans to increase.

While I have never found a reasonable explanation for an interpretation of these census passages besides one where elef means thousand as you would expect, perhaps the account in Shmot (Exodus) is actually referring to a count of families, not thousands.  There are some people who take this approach and who conclude that the census sections of Bamidbar is by a later author who misinterpreted what the earlier account in Shmot was saying.  I don't find this satisfying either.  For one, if you interpret elef as some family designation it is difficult to understand how to interpret, רַגְלִי הַגְּבָרִים לְבַד מִטָּף.  The translation should read something like, "[six hundred elef] pilgrims [5], the adult males not including the children."  It doesn't make sense to specify not including the children if you are talking about families and not people.  It's not clear to me what those words even imply in that context.  In my opinion, the simplest meaning is the most accurate.  The author meant 600,000 adult males.

Changing the Torah to Say What You Want

Oftentimes when reading the Torah, you are stuck in unfortunate situations if you want to maintain that it represents absolute truth.  One option is to flatly ignore all the contradictory evidence, which is what young earth creationists do, and people who argue that 1.5 million Israelite escapees is historical.  The second option is to read all the offending narratives as metaphorical.  While such an approach is common for the creation and flood stories, it's a lot harder for Jews to read stuff like the Exodus and wilderness narratives as metaphorical.  These stories are so fundamental to the identity of Jews that a metaphorical reading would be disastrous to their hashkafa (loosely: theology).  The third option is to find a clever way to read the story so that all the contradictions are resolved.  This is what I mean by changing the Torah to say what you want.  This is what people who argue that the Torah is really describing a smaller number of people in the census accounts are doing.

What actually happened is much simpler.  All these accounts were written by people much later than the events they are describing.  They were describing a former period, and in doing such, were romanticizing the past.  People do this today with regard to previous eras, even ones they lived through themselves.  It's certainly expected they'd do so before they had reliable historical records.  The romanticization took the form of increasing the number of people greatly, and this is a standard trope in Ancient Near East documents, where the sizes of armies and populations seem often to be exaggerated.  The authors of these censuses wanted to demonstrate that the Israelites were mighty and powerful.  It's only today that we can look back and determine whether they had accurate ideas about the past, or if they were dead wrong. 

(edit: 2021/4/21 fixed a few typos)



1. Finkelstein and Silberman, "The Bible Unearthed," Simon and Schuster, 2001, p.63 ^

2. Dever, "What did the Biblical Writers Know and When did They Know it," Eerdmans Pub. Co. 2001, p. 127^

3. Hoffmeier, "Ancient Israel in Sinai," Oxford Univ. Press, 2005, p. 159 ^

4. Some academics resolve the second problem by hypothesizing two Exodus stories, one in which a small number of Levites were present, and another, more modern one, in which the entire Israelite nation participated in great numbers.^

5. Using the same root as you find in shalosh regalim.^

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Post-Vaykira Update

So we've made it past the third book, Vayikra and are now starting the fourth Bamidbar.  By books (and by weeks) we are well past the halfway point, about 60%.  So I'm giving a little update about what's ahead.

Most of Bamidbar is already planned out.  You can see what's in store on the schedule page.  Actually, most of it is already written, only Pinchas and Matot-Masei have yet to be composed.  There are very few weeks left where I don't have a topic planned out.  Also, I have ideas for a lot of the TBD weeks, but I'm just not sure how ambitious I actually want to be (as in, how many hours do I want to spend in the library.)  So the reason I'm telling you this, is that if you want a particular topic to be discussed, you'll have to let me know soon.  Otherwise, everything will be filled up.

Also, it's probably worthwhile to start thinking about what happens after the year is up.  I don't have any firm plans yet, but it's almost definite I won't be doing weekly posts at this level of depth.  It's not that I'm burned out, or out of ideas.  It's more that I'm very goal oriented, and my goal was to do a years worth of posts.  I'm not sure what happens next, although I have figured out what happens at the end of the year.  The last post on the schedule is "why the Torah is not divine." and it's unlikely to be finished in one week.  This will do a lot of summarization, pulling from a lot of the stuff I wrote throughout the year.  Hopefully, it will provide the answer to the fundamental question of this blog, one that I wrestled with for many years of my life.  I may even discuss some of those years, I have yet to decide.

So, on to the next book, it should be a good one! 

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

God's punishments revisited

Parshat Behar-Behukotai

Near the very beginning I talked about how in the Torah, the divine rewards and punishments are described in physical terms.  If the Israelites follow God properly, they are rewarded with land fertility and military victories, and if they don't they are punished with famine and defeat.  The punishments are spelled out graphically in two locations in the Torah, in what is commonly called the "curses."  The first of the curses is in this week's parsha.  

Blessing and Curse

The curse is preceded by a blessing, which will appear if the Israelites follow God "properly."  It says (Lev. 26:3-4)
3 If ye walk in My statutes, and keep My commandments, and do them; 4 then I will give your rains in their season, and the land shall yield her produce, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit...
 And so on.  The curse follows immediately (Lev 26:14 and following)
14 But if ye will not hearken unto Me, and will not do all these commandments; 15 and if ye shall reject My statutes, and if your soul abhor Mine ordinances, so that ye will not do all My commandments, but break My covenant; 16 I also will do this unto you: I will appoint terror over you, even consumption and fever, that shall make the eyes to fail, and the soul to languish; and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it...
The curse continues for about 25 verses.

The blessing and curse make a testable hypothesis.  If you can correlate times of plenty with proper Torah worship of God, and times of famine and distress with idolatrous behavior, then it might make sense to believe the divine statements here.  A brief jaunt through Melachim (Kings) makes it clear that the correlation does not exist in any clear way.  Strife and defeat appears even during the reigns of the most religious kings such as Hezkiyahu (Hezekiah) and Yoshiyahu (Josiah).  Great military success occurs during the most wicked king Achav (Ahab) and the deplored king Menashe (Maneasseh) rules for a half century of peace.

Truthfully though, while it is a testable hypothesis in theory, prior to the development of proper scientific methodology it was unlikely that anyone would actually be able to properly test it.  This is due to common human errors like confirmation bias and special pleading.  One might expect that a deity, who clearly knows about these failings of human psychology, would make the punishment and rewards extra explicit.  We wouldn't have the anomalies in the four kings mentioned above.  This is clearly not the case, and in fact, the Tanach records one group who looked at the data of "divine punishment" and came to the opposite conclusion as what is laid out in the curse section of this week's parsha.  This group will be the focus of the rest of the post.

Yirmiyahu 44

The 44th chapter of Yirmiyahu (Jeremiah) is one of my favorite chapters in all of Tanach, although I expect it's not one known to most people.  The chapter records conversations between Yirmiyahu and the Jewish communities in Egypt after the destruction of the first temple.  The communities in question are listed in several cities.  What's amazing about this correspondence is that we know a bit about one of the Egyptian Jewish communities from this era.  In a previous week we saw the "Passover Papyrus" which was one of the documents from this community.  From other temple inscriptions in the area we know that they Elephantine Jews worshiped syncretic forms of YHWH, including Anat-Yahu a melding of the warrior goddess Anat with the Israelite God YHWH.  They also worshiped syncretic gods like Anat-Ba'al. This is in agreement with the section of Yirmiyahu that we will look at in this post.  Therefore, it's probably the Elephantine Jews were similar to the ones that Yirmiyahu is criticizing here.

Let's start by looking at Yirmiyahu's accusation (Jer. 44:1-3)
1 The word that came to Jeremiah concerning all the Jews that dwelt in the land of Egypt, that dwelt at Migdol, and at Tahpanhes, and at Noph, and in the country of Pathros, saying: 2 'Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel: Ye have seen all the evil that I have brought upon Jerusalem, and upon all the cities of Judah; and, behold, this day they are a desolation, and no man dwelleth therein; 3 because of their wickedness which they have committed to provoke Me, in that they went to offer, and to serve other gods, whom they knew not, neither they, nor ye, nor your fathers.
After outlining the horrors visited upon Yerushalayim (Jerusalem), Yirmiyahu urges the Egyptian community to adopt a more monotheistic form of worship (Jer 44:7-8)
7 Therefore now thus saith the LORD, the God of hosts, the God of Israel: Wherefore commit ye this great evil against your own souls, to cut off from you man and woman, infant and suckling, out of the midst of Judah, to leave you none remaining; 8 in that ye provoke Me with the works of your hands, offering unto other gods in the land of Egypt, whither ye are gone to sojourn; that ye may be cut off, and that ye may be a curse and a reproach among all the nations of the earth?
What's fascinating about this chapter is that  Yirmiyahu records the response of the Egyptian Jews!  And what they say is amazing (Jer. 44:15-18).
15 Then all the men who knew that their wives offered unto other gods, and all the women that stood by, a great assembly, even all the people that dwelt in the land of Egypt, in Pathros, answered Jeremiah, saying: 16 'As for the word that thou hast spoken unto us in the name of the LORD, we will not hearken unto thee. 17 But we will certainly perform every word that is gone forth out of our mouth, to offer unto the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink-offerings unto her, as we have done, we and our fathers, our kings and our princes, in the cities of Judah, and in the streets of Jerusalem; for then had we plenty of food, and were well, and saw no evil. 18 But since we let off to offer to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink-offerings unto her, we have wanted all things, and have been consumed by the sword and by the famine.
The Egyptian Jews say two things.  First of all they reverse the common biblical narrative.  They claim that their lives were good only when they worshiped other deities (here the queen of Heaven, perhaps Anat?) properly.  And when the Israelites stopped worshiping the "queen of heaven" in Yerushalayim, well, that's when all the calamities occurred.

Furthermore, they use the same language that Yirmiyahu uses but against him.  A common trope in Tanach is worshiping Gods that "your ancestors" didn't know.  Yirmiyahu uses this in verse 3 above, "serve other gods, whom they knew not, neither they, nor ye, nor your fathers."  The Egyptian community say that this is false, the proper worship of the queen of heaven is in fact old, "to offer unto the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink-offerings unto her, as we have done, we and our fathers." They are saying that it's the monotheistic worship of Yirmiyahu that is a novelty!

Yirmiyahu doesn't like the answer and berates the people, blaming them for the destruction of Yerushalayim, even though they seem perfectly at peace in Egypt, and will be for some time to come historically.  He ends with a prophecy against Egypt which does not, in fact, occur (Jer 44:30)
thus saith the LORD: Behold, I will give Pharaoh Hophra king of Egypt into the hand of his enemies, and into the hand of them that seek his life; as I gave Zedekiah king of Judah into the hand of Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon, his enemy, and that sought his life.'
Post-Justification

It is clear to me what's going on here.  After the destruction of Yerushalayim, people were distraught and were wondering "how could this happen?"  Based off the writing of some of the prophets, mostly Yirmiyahu and Yehezkel (Ezekiel), they established the narrative that the Judeans (and Israelites before them) were punished because they worshiped other gods.  They were not solely devoted to YHWH.  This later became enshrined as the proper narrative in the Torah itself, in the curse that we read in this week's parsha and the other one in Devarim (Deuteronomy).  The only problem with the Torah's narrative is that we have evidence that other people around at the time didn't agree with this historical reconstruction.  The Egyptian Jews report the exact opposite.

Neither is likely correct.  Yerushalayim wasn't captured because it didn't sacrifice only to God, or because it didn't properly offer water libations to the queen of heaven.  It was captured because the Judeans would not submit to Babylon.  However, this answer is insufficient to a group of people who claimed that the God they worshiped was omnipotent.  For them, the only explanation is that God himself was angry.  That's why Yirmiyahu explains it like he does.  And that's why the Egyptian Jews don't buy it.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Beauty is only Skin Deep

Parshat Emor

One of the lessons we're taught in youth is the title of this post, or if you prefer another adage, "don't judge a book by its cover."  The idea is simple and somewhat important.  The true worth of an individual or an object is more than what is visible from the outside.  It's a good moral lesson, and one that we as a society kind of suck at.  And by "kind of," I mean, we really really suck at it.  While overcoming our propensity to favor physically attractive people is a noble but difficult goal for a human, one might expect that a deity, unhampered by such proclivities, would more easily provide better determination of an individual's worth.  This idea is pretty much at the heart of all the "life after death" scenarios offered up by the world's major religions.  An individual gets judged by how good a person they were, not whether they managed to fool everyone about how good they were by being exceptionally charismatic.

So, what does the Torah have to say about this?

Requirements for Priesthood

This week's parsha discusses the various requirements for a kohen (priest) to serve in the Temple.  It says (Lev 21:16-21):
16 And the LORD spoke unto Moses, saying: 17 Speak unto Aaron, saying: Whosoever he be of thy seed throughout their generations that hath a blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. 18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath any thing maimed, or anything too long, 19 or a man that is broken-footed, or broken-handed, 20 or crook-backed, or a dwarf, or that hath his eye overspread, or is scabbed, or scurvy, or hath his stones crushed; 21 no man of the seed of Aaron the priest, that hath a blemish, shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire; he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
These are the Torah's characteristics for who is qualified to serve from among the descendents of Aharon.  The Torah could have described some other characteristics, like humility or honesty.  God, who presumably knows a person's true personality, could have instituted some divine test to provide the answer.  Instead, the Torah describes the qualifications in purely physical terms.  A person must look the part.

Various biblical heroes from baby Moshe (Moses) to Yosef (Joseph) to David are described as being handsome and good looking.  It would be no surprise that humans would want to give these individuals characteristics that they think are important, highlighting their physical characteristics.  But one might expect better from a deity.

For women it's far worse.  A woman is almost entirely judged on her prettiness.  But I'll have an entire post devoted to biblical misogyny much later on, so it's probably better to leave this topic for then.

Wasted Opportunities

One of the themes I will be focusing more in the last two books of the Torah, is that the Torah provides itself with many opportunities to give a good moral message, or an proof of its divinity, and repeatedly fails.  Here is an example of one of these wasted opportunities.  The Torah could have told us that we shouldn't be judging people on physical properties.  Maybe then the Israelites wouldn't have elected Shaul (Saul) as king.  Instead, it could have listed various properties that one should look for in a priest and a leader.  Properties unrelated to whether they have a skin blemish.

One wonders whether the world would have been a better place if the Torah actually used these opportunities to provide good moral lessons.  Would people have internalized them? Would western societies, that took it for the word of God, have improved?  Would we have treat those with physical disabilities more humanely?  We'll never know.  God decided he only wanted to be served by the "pretty" people.

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Love Your Neighbor and other assorted laws

Parshat Acharei Mot - Kedoshim

Before we get started, this week (and next) will probably be a little shorter and lighter than my usual post.  Vayikra is indeed the "doldrums" of the Torah, and I've already exhausted a lot of the fun things to talk about in the book.  However, lest you think that I'm running out of steam, I have a lot of great stuff in the works for Bamidbar and Devarim.

This week's double parsha is one that is quoted an outsized number of times in both modern religious and atheist proclamations.  It is home to the commandment forbidding homosexual relations (Lev 18:22) often quoted by the Orthodox Jews and more commonly evangelical Christians as justification for social policies.  Atheists who like to ridicule Christians like to point out the prohibition of sha'atnez (Lev 19:19) found a little bit later, where you are forbidden to wear garments containing wool and linen. They often attempt to ascribe hypocrisy to evangelicals for focusing on homosexuality while ignoring this law (seemingly unaware that Orthodox Jews do take this commandment very seriously.)

There really is a random sampling of commandments in these sections.  Some of them seem quite good and I agree with their morality.  Commandments such as, not cheating a customer in a business transaction (Lev 19:36) and commandments regarding leaving some of your crops for the poor (Lev 19:9).  It also contains some that I don't agree with, like punishing practitioners of arcane magic with death (Lev 20:27).  It also contains "silly" prohibitions like the commandment against shaving the "corners" of your head (Lev 19:27).

It also contains the favorite quotable commandment to "love your neighbor as yourself" (Lev 19:18) which later, to the credit of the biblical author, gets extended to apply to gayrim, which biblically means non-Israelites (Lev 19:34).  This is the Jewish version of the golden rule, and it's actually, in my opinion, a reasonably good moral principle to follow.  It doesn't work in some edge cases, like the situation where you are a masochist, and there are probably better ways to formulate it, but the intention is good nonetheless.  Also credit should go to the Rabbinic teachings which state that this is the most important part of the Torah.

A lot of people like to focus on "love your neighbor" as an example of Biblical morality.  In doing so they imply that there's something special about the authorship of the Torah in that it was able to specify such a law.  However, on the contrary, some form of "love your neighbor" seems to crop up in nearly every society.  If anything, it's representative of a universal moral law that pretty much every religious or societal infrastructure has produced.  For example, from the Analects of Confucius:
Zi Gong asked: “Is there a single concept that we can take as a guide for the actions of our whole life?”
Confucius said, “What about ‘fairness’? What you don't like done to yourself, don't do to others.”
From ancient Egypt we have the concept of Maat, which essentially is justice.  The story of the Eloquent Peasant has possibly the earliest version of the golden rule, in a form that presumably is difficult to translate:
Do for the doer, to cause him to do
More explicit versions appear contemporaneously to the probably dates of composition of the Torah [2]:
That which you hate to be done to you, do not do to another.
In India, the golden rule is no less prominent. The Mahabharata says:
One should never do that to another which one regards as injurious to one's own self. This, in brief, is the rule of Righteousness. 
Later Hindu works, namely the Padma Purana, elevate this commandment to the most important, just like Confucious and the Jewish Talmudic Rabbis did.


The end result of all this is clear.  Love your neighbor is a good ethical commandment, but it's one that is found pretty much everywhere in humanity.  It would be somewhat shocking if Judaism did not have such a commandment.  Nevertheless, it would be folly to ascribe a divine nature to the Torah because of the presence of such "good" commandments mixed in with the rest.


1. Jansow, R. A Late Period Hieratic Wisdom Text p.95 avaiable here (pdf) ^




Saturday, April 25, 2015

Counter-apologetics: Egyptian History and the Biblical Record: A Perfect Match?

Since I have a couple light weeks coming up (looking at you Acharei Mot-Kedushim and Emor), I decided that I'd respond to an article I was sent regarding the historicity of the biblical narrative with regard to Egypt.  The article, by a creationist pseudonym author Daniel Anderson, can be read here.  Before I begin, I'll note first that I wrote quite a bit on my take of the historicity of the Exodus narrative, which can be found here.  I'll also say that this article is an example of "bad" apologetics and really demonstrates a horrendous lack of scholarship.  If you are partial to the biblical narrative and want someone who actually knows what they're talking about, I recommend reading James Hoffmeier or Kenneth Kitchen, both Egyptologists who write about the accuracy of the Biblical narratives.  I have issues with both of them, but at least they demonstrate an in depth knowledge of the topic at hand.  However, this article is mainly meant to appeal to people who really don't know anything about the topic and are unlikely to question some blatantly wrong statements.

This will be quite long, but it will also be off the cuff.  Where I have readied references, I'll quote them, but otherwise, I'm just going to respond with what I already know.

I'll now respond to the article in full, quoting heavily.  We begin with: 
For years, the popular media has mocked the biblical accounts of Joseph, Moses, the Passover, and the Exodus as being completely incompatible with standard Egyptian chronology. Year after year, we have been told by numerous scholars that events recorded in the books of Genesis and Exodus are nice legends devoid of any historical or archaeological merit.
Popular media does not mock the biblical account.  If anything it accepts it at face value.  It's only among students of history and academics that the stories are viewed as ahistorical. And there is good reason for that as we'll see.  This paragraph does set up a nice myth of persecution.  You'll find similar things stated in fringe views all over the place.
However, a new wind is blowing. An emerging pool of scholars, representing diverse backgrounds, has been openly calling for a drastic reduction in Egyptian chronology.  Such a reduction would serve to line up the historical and archaeological records of Egypt and the Old Testament. Surprisingly, there is a substantial amount of evidence to warrant a significant reduction of Egyptian history. And by doing so, the reliability of Genesis, Exodus, and the entire Old Testament will have to be reconsidered as a viable source of historical truth.
Who are these scholars?  No footnote is given.  Why are they calling for a drastic reduction of Egyptian chronology?  Anderson claims that there's a lot of evidence but scant evidence is presented here, and no footnote is given for where the other evidence might lie. The editor sort of answers it in an additional editor's remark where the answer is that the chronology is reduced solely because then it fits better with the biblical story.  This isn't scholarship, it's apologetics, and bad apologetics at that. 

But enough for the intro, let's get to the meat, the little of it that is there.
Those who advocate a revision of orthodox Egyptian chronology are admittedly in the minority, but their credentials and scholarship are highly esteemed. David Rohl, author of Test of Time, suggests ‘Ramses II should be dated to the tenth century BC—some three hundred and fifty years later than the date which had been assigned him in the orthodox chronology.’
Here's the first name he trots out.  Rohl does indeed argue for a alternate chronology that adjusts the 19th through 25th dynasties, with the explicit purpose of causing certain Biblical figures to align with Egyptian figures.  However, his chronology is not accepted by nearly any Egyptologist.  The reason is that there's no external evidence except for the Torah, and a lot of good evidence for the more conventional chronologies.  The same can be said about the next few authors.
Peter James and four other scholars published the book Centuries of Darkness. They claim that the dates of Egyptian dynasties need to be reduced by hundreds of years, specifically Dynasties 21–24. Dr Colin Renfrew, professor of archaeology at Cambridge University, wrote a foreword to this book:


"This disquieting book draws attention … to a crucial period in world history, and to the very shaky nature of the dating, the whole chronological framework, upon which our current interpretations rest…the existing chronologies for that crucial phase in human history are in error by several centuries, and that, in consequence, history will have to be rewritten."
Actually going through and checking these sources is a fair bit beyond what I care to do for this.  I'll just note that carbon dating results are accurate to about 100 years.  I don't know if these results were available in 1992 when these authors were writing, but they are now.  These provide an entirely independent check.  We'll look at that in more detail, in a bit.  Next the author quotes Alan Gardiner, and he must be desperate indeed if he needs to go back 50 years ago to find support for his view.

Lastly Anderson mentions Down and Ashton, which provide the vast majority of the references for the rest of the article.


Reasons for questioning the traditional Egyptian timeline

Astronomical assumptions

Supposedly, lunar and solar eclipses have been discovered to perfectly match the established dates of Egyptian chronology. This is simply untrue. The concept of astronomical fixation is not based on celestial eclipses but on the ‘Sothic Cycle’. However, the Sothic Cycle is mentioned nowhere in Egyptian texts. There are references to ‘the rising of Sothis’ which has been assumed to have been the sighting of the bright star Sirius. The real issue is that many modern scholars theorize that the ancient Egyptians were slightly off in their calendar keeping, and when corrected in light of modern science, the dates line up accordingly. Yet the Egyptians were able to orient their pyramids to within a fraction of a degree to the north, south, east, and west. It is more likely that the Egyptians were meticulous timekeepers. Thus, in Centuries of Darkness, James and his four fellow scholars write, ‘…There are good reasons for rejecting the whole concept of Sothic dating as it was applied by the earlier Egyptologists.’
The argument is curious, the Egyptians were meticulous in record keeping so we shouldn't expect small errors in their astronomical calculations, but we can expect errors in the order of centuries from their kings lists?

Manetho’s maze

Another reason for questioning the traditional timeline is Manetho, an Egyptian priest who wrote a history of Egypt in the third century BC. Many consider Manetho’s writings to be indisputable fact. He was skilled at deciphering the hieroglyphs and had access to inscriptions, documents, and other valuable artifacts. However, two problems emerge. First, Manetho was writing hundreds, even thousands of years after many of the actual events. Second, none of Manetho’s writings exist. The only source we have for Manetho’s writings are some of his statements that have been quoted by much later historians such as Josephus, Africanus, Eusebius, and Syncellus.
First of all, Manetho is not considered "indisputable fact."  Such a characterization is a strawman.  Rather Manetho, as quoted by Josephus and others, is used as another source to reconstruct Egyptian history.  Just like you shouldn't rely on it fully, you are also not allowed simply to throw it away because it contradicts your ideas.

As far as I can tell, these two arguments are the only ones that Anderson mentions to support a revision.  The first argument is that the Egyptians were too accurate astronomers to make small errors, and the second is that one of the sources is untrustworthy.  Neither of these actually support a revision of the date, they are just questioning the reliability of the conventional chronology.

However, there are also numerous other supports for the chronology.  There is the carbon dating mentioned above that results from excavations of important Egyptian sites like Tanis and Avaris.  There is the records of the Apis Bulls that help us gain confidence in the chronologies of certain eras.  There are records of international relationships with other kingdoms, most relevantly for this period, the Hittites, the various rulers of the Levant recorded in the Amarna Letters, and the Sea Peoples.  More on the Amarna letters later, as these singlehandedly dismantle the entirety of the argument.  In other words, there needs to be a very good reason to overthrow all of this, and "it fits the Bible better" is not a very good reason.

Historical sources for Egyptian chronology

The Egyptian evidence consists of numerous inscriptions, texts, papyrus documents, and artifacts. Although it is very helpful, this evidence provides an incomplete picture of Egyptian history.
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Because of the discordant nature of Egyptian chronology, it is impossible to present a comprehensive list of dates, pharaohs, and dynasties. Sir Alan Gardiner wrote, ‘Our materials for the reconstruction of a coherent picture are hopelessly inadequate.’ As a result, we must cross reference the Egyptian accounts with other accurate historical sources. Biblical and Assyrian chronology offer highly consistent dates that can be utilized to rectify many of the ambiguities of Egyptian history. In other words, if Old Testament and Assyrian historical records significantly overlap, then a revision of Egyptian chronology would be perfectly logical in order to harmonize with two independent reliable sources.

I should note that absolutely no Assyrian records are discussed, nor are they terribly relevant for the vast majority of the time in question.  Of far more relevance are Hittite and Sumerian records.  Regardless cross-referencing Egypt against other sources is a good idea.  This article does not do that.

As far as the Tanach is concerned, it certainly can be used as a historical document but it is only reliable in certain areas.  In others it is horrendously unreliable.  Over most of the region that this article covers the Tanach is not a reliable historical witness.  I've explained why many times in this blog, but I'll do it again for each topic as they arise.

Note again the reference to Gardiner who wrote in the 60s before carbon-dating was a known method for analyzing sites.  We have a lot more confidence in dates than we did fifty years ago.

Noah’s link to Egypt

The Hebrew name for one of Noah’s grandsons is Mizraim (Genesis 10:6). It is no coincidence that modern Egyptians call themselves Misr, which is a derivative of Mizraim. According to the Book of Genesis, Noah’s grandson, Mizraim, is the father of the Egyptians. In a revised chronology, Egypt comes into existence soon after the dispersion from Babel, around 2100 BC.
Where to begin?  First the author describes a Babel dispersion and a historical flood, neither of which are historical.  Both of these would have clear markers in many societies in the region (or perhaps the world).  Those markers are missing.  I've discussed in a previous post why the "Table of Nations" that Anderson references appears to be a 7th century (or later) reconstruction of a mythical past, since it references other nations (e.g. Lydians) that did not exist before this time.  Second, it places a date for Egypt at 2100 BCE which is hopelessly off.  The revised chronologies offered above do not change many of the "old dates" instead focusing on changes to the New Kingdom.

Just using wikipedia because I'm lazy, early Neolithic settlements in Egypt began in the 6th millenium BCE, about 3000+ years before the supposed flood.  The Old kingdom started in the middle of the 3rd millenium BCE.  Anderson suggests that this date is off, and everything should be moved about 1000 years later or so, mainly because of the unreliability of Egyptian historical records.  But it's not historical records that allow us to date neolithic and old kingdom monuments.  It's carbon dating and archaeological stratographic techniques.  Carbon dating is generally accurate to about 100 years.  There's no way it's off by 1000.  To support his statement Anderson quotes Eusebius who is clearly basing his comments on the Tanach.  After that, Anderson states:
In the traditional chronology, a pre-dynastic period of approximately 2,000 years precedes the first Egyptian dynasty. Genesis establishes a much shorter period of time. In addition, the 1988–1989 annual report of the Oriental Institute of Chicago published a summary of extensive archaeological research by Bruce Williams. Williams re-examined discoveries related to the pre-dynastic period and concluded:
Both articles are part of an expanding body of evidence that links the period once known as ‘predynastic’ so firmly to the ages of the pyramids and later, that the term should be abandoned. 
Williams has published several articles in archaeology journals, and his modern research appears to confirm the Genesis account.
It's not clear to me where Anderson gets the 2000 year dating from, because to me it looks more like 500 years before the old kingdom for the "predynastic" period, and another 500 years until Anderson's date of the flood.

As far as the William's quote, I dug it up, and we have another example of a Creationist blogger taking something horrifically out of context to make a false point.  Let's look at the full quote, that I found here.
The first article dealt with objects that were late (Dynasty 0, c 3200 B.C) and monumental, the second with images that were early (Naqada I, c. 4000-3800 B.C.), small, crude, and magical; both articles are part of an expanding body of evidence that links the period once known as "Predynastic" so firmly to the ages of the pyramids and later, that the term should be abandoned.  A generation ago such a proposal would have seemed inconceivable, but pioneer work...has gradually taken up a cause proposed by Helene J. Kantor in 1944 to find Egypt's origins its [sic] own earlier periods.  It can now be foreseen that the comparison of images, objects, and even contexts from this early Naqada period will produce a network of evidence dense enough to extend our knowledge of Egypt's historical culture backward several centuries.
Williams is saying that the Egyptian culture that produced the pyramids was already present 1500 years earlier in archaeological realia.  He wants to abandon the "predynastic" term because to him it's exactly the same as dynastic Egypt. Williams makes no comment about altering the chronology, nor did I see anything in the small sampling of readings I did that "appears to confirm the Genesis account."  If anything he's proposing a far earlier date for the emergence of Egypt!  Anderson provides no examples of additional confirming points, and if this was the best example he could come up with, it is quite telling.

I'd also note that I've seen this same tactic used by creationists all the time.  It's a very specific and egregious use of quote mining.  What they do is take a work from some eminent biologist who is critiquing a specific technique or finding and excise the quote removing all context.  Then, often by implication, but sometimes brazenly, they take that quote and apply it to the entire scientific field altogether.  Here Williams is critiquing the artificial cultural distinction between the first dynasty of the Old Kingdom and the predynastic period, and Anderson takes it to criticize all of Egyptology in general!  Even if you are partial to Anderson's ideas, these tactics should piss you off.

Continuing on to the next section:
Abraham visits Egypt
The biblical date for the Exodus is approximately 1445 BC. and tell us that the Lord made a covenant with Abraham 430 years earlier, around 1875 BC. Not long after this date, Abraham traveled to Egypt to escape a severe famine in the land of Canaan. Abraham’s visit did not go unnoticed, as Pharaoh’s officials reported to their king that Abraham’s wife, Sarah, was extremely beautiful. Out of fear, Abraham told Pharaoh that Sarah was his sister. As a result, Pharaoh temporarily inducted Sarah into his harem and paid Abraham many expensive gifts. However, the Lord struck Pharaoh’s house with plagues causing him to release her upon discovering that she was actually Abraham’s wife.
We'll get to the Exodus later, but I should note that most modern day scholars who support a historical basis for the Exodus, think it happened in the middle of the 13th century, not 1445.  There are reasons for this and we'll get to them later, along with the problems of this date, but first let's talk about this specific story.

There are in fact 3 stories in Bereishit which discuss a patriarch visiting a foreign land and pretending his wife was his sister.  Avraham and Yitzchak (Isaac) visit Egypt, and in another story Avraham visits the Philistine king Avimelech in Gerar.  Anderson doesn't mention this other story about the Philistines, and it's obvious why.  The story is hopelessly anachronistic.  There were no Philistines until at least the 13th century BCE, and Gerar wasn't the capital until much later.  If the story of Avraham visiting the Philistines is obviously ahistorical, why should one believe that the same exact story with the site changed to Egypt is historical?  We shouldn't.
Abraham came from Ur of the Chaldees. From 1922 to 1934, Sir Leonard Woolley discovered it to be the first civilization with a superior knowledge of astronomy and arithmetic. In addition, the Sumerian civilization invented writing, composed dictionaries, and calculated square and cube roots. Woolley’s discoveries appear to corroborate the writings of Josephus concerning Abraham’s visit to Egypt Josephus writes about Abraham:
He communicated to them arithmetic, and delivered to them the science of astronomy; for before Abram came into Egypt they were unacquainted with those parts of learning; for that science came from the Chaldeans into Egypt.
Note the date of the quotation, 1922 to 1934.  This is hardly current knowledge.  But also notice how Anderson completely avoids the chronological disaster he just proposed.  I'm not sure whether he's completely oblivious to it, or just expects you not to know enough to question it.  The Chaldeans (Hebrew: cashdim) don't exist until the 6th century BCE.  This is about 1000 years after the proposed timeline.  And while they were known to be astronomers, they were hardly the first.  Anderson sneaks in a comment in the footnote, which says that they were the first civilization with a superior knowledge "after the flood."  But that makes no sense either in this conquest since he's implying that Avraham got info from them in 1800 BCE and transmitted it to Egypt, which is still over 1000 years before they existed.

Other historical travesties exist here also.  The Sumerian civilization, while certainly one of the oldest, did not invent writing.  Many civilizations invented writing independently.  Nor were they the first.  Both the Indus valley civilization and the Egyptian civilization have writing that predates it.  Also the original Sumerian writing was not an alphabet as we would later recognize as cuneiform, it was pictographic symbols on clay tablets.

However, the Sumerian civilization is not synonymous with the Chaldeans. 
In a revised chronology, Abraham would have visited Egypt when Khufu (aka Cheops) was Pharaoh. Before Khufu, the early Egyptian pyramids were fantastic architectural structures, but they were not perfectly square or exactly oriented to all four points on a compass. However, when Khufu built his masterful pyramid, there appears to have been an explosion of astronomical and mathematical expertise. Khufu’s pyramid was perfectly square, level, and orientated to the four points of the compass.
When placed in the proper dynasty, Abraham’s visit to Egypt may have been the catalyst that sparked an architectural revolution in Egyptian history.
This is nonsense.  Here you can find estimates of the dates of various Egyptian structures.  Anderson is proposing a 700 year error in the date of the Giza Pyramids with absolutely nothing to support such a drastic shift.  Also note how fluid his chronology is.  Here he's 700 years off, earlier it was 1000, later he'll be 300 years off.  Basically, he's just randomly picking dates to align with a biblical narrative.  This isn't confirming the Bible with Egyptology, it's mangling Egyptology to conform with the Bible.

Continuing to the next section:
Joseph rises to power in Egypt
Dynasty 12 was one of the high points in Egyptian history. By a revised chronology, Joseph would have risen to power under Sesostris I during this dynasty.  According to Genesis, Joseph was one of Jacob’s twelve sons. Out of jealousy, Joseph’s brothers sold him to Midianite traders and these traders sold Joseph to an Egyptian officer named Potiphar. Eventually, through a period of trials and tribulations, the Lord enabled Joseph to rule over Egypt, second only to Pharaoh himself.
Sesostris I or Senusret ruled from 1971 to 1926 in the standard chronology.  Note how here Anderson shifts it so that he's ruling 300 years later, since Yosef should be in Egypt around 1650 BCE.  Remember just a paragraph ago he was proposing a 700 year shift.
Sesostris I is known to have had a vizier, or prime minister, named Mentuhotep who possessed extraordinary power. Egyptologist, Emille Brugsch, writes in his book Egypt Under the Pharaohs, ‘In a word, our Mentuhotep…appears as the alter ego of the king. When he arrived, the great personages bowed down before him at the outer door of the royal palace.’ Brugsch’s description appears to corroborate Joseph’s status in, ‘He (Pharaoh) had him ride in the second chariot which he had; and they cried out before him, ‘Bow the knee’: and he made him ruler over all the land of Egypt.’
The idea of bowing down to an important vizier appears all over the Biblical corpus, from Daniel to Esther.  But that's not so important.  The shakiness of the comparison should be obvious.  A pharaoh had an important vizier, it must be Joseph!  Forget that the names are different, that's unimportant.
Joseph’s ultimate claim to fame was his ability to interpret dreams. The Egyptians attached significant importance to dreams. Joseph was able to interpret Pharaoh’s perplexing dreams to mean that seven years of plenty would be followed by seven years of the most severe famine. Convinced by Joseph’s interpretation, Pharaoh appointed Joseph to supervise the gathering of grain during the seven years of plenty.
Two clues from Egyptian inscriptions appear to confirm the Genesis account. First, a large relief on ‘Hungry Rock’ states, ‘…Because Hapy [the river god] had failed to come in time in a period of seven years. Grain was scant, kernels were dried up, scarce was every kind of food…'
Again Anderson assumes you are ignorant or too lazy to check his results.  Because if you weren't, you might know that the Famine Stela was written over 1000 years after the reign of Senusret and specifies a time period of Djoser III, which is 700 years earlier.  Now he's off by 700 years again! 
Second, a tomb belonging to Ameni, a provincial governor under Sesostris I, says:  No one was unhappy in my days, not even in the years of famine, for I had tilled all the fields of the Nome of Mah…thus I prolonged the life of its inhabitants and preserved the food which it produced.
The tomb specifically says that there was famine all over Egypt except in one district.  It also does not specify a length of time.  Besides that nothing resembles the Joseph narrative.  There were likely many famines in the 2000 year history of Pharaonic Egypt, the fact that we have some records of some of the famines should not be viewed as extraordinary.

Now, there are plenty of things that do resemble the Joseph narrative in Saite period Egypt, as I've noted in the Exodus post linked above (and sourced from Redford).  The names of the characters (potiphar, zaphnat-paneach, asenat) reach their peaks of popularity during that period.  Also there is the Papyrus Rylands which records the concentration of land underneath the Egyptian cleargy, similar to how Pharaoh buys all the land in the Egyptian narrative.  It also even describes the 20% tax!  These details are far more impressive than the list that Anderson provides.  He doesn't mention them, because they imply that the Joseph story was written 1000 years after it supposedly occurred.

In the next section, which I won't quote, Anderson talks about the presence of Semitic slaves in Egypt during the 12th dynasty.  This corresponds to a 200-400 year shift in chronology, assuming the Israelites were slaves between about 1800 and 1445 BCE.  The vast majority of the "evidence" arises from the city of Kahun, the capital during that time period.  He even points to the discovery of coffins of children and claims it must be a part of the Pharaoh's decision to kill the Hebrew babies.  In doing all this, Anderson ignores one of the very specific pieces of information that the Torah tells us about the biblical time in Egypt, namely that they settled in the land of Goshen.  While not specifically known where exactly Goshen is, the Torah tells us it's in the east.  Kahun is west of the Nile.  The Torah is notoriously vague about most of the details regarding the Exodus, but that means when it does supply some, like the location of the Israelites, you should probably use that information.  However, if you did, it would make all the discussion of Kahun irrelevant.  The Torah also mentions the cities that the Israelites built, namely Pithom and Ramses.  Anderson doesn't mention these cities because they don't fit in at all with his chronology.  The city of Ramses or Pi-Ramesses didn't exist until the Pharaoh of that name.  How could Israelites living in Kahun have built a city named for a Pharoah who wouldn't live for another 600 years?

I'll also note, that it's likely that there were Semitic slaves in Egypt during all periods of Egyptian history.  But there was never a point where the Semitic slaves represented a significant part of the population, as the Torah claims.

Moses is born

According to the Book of Exodus, the baby Moses was adopted by Pharaoh’s daughter while she was bathing at the river. His parents defied Pharaoh’s order and left his destiny in the Lord’s hands, placing him in a basket to be discovered by Pharaoh’s daughter. Many consider this to be a nice story, but completely unrealistic. After all, what Egyptian princess would adopt a Hebrew slave child and offer to make him the next Pharaoh?
I've written about the probably origins for the Moses story here.  Note how the details line up much better than the circumstantial details that Anderson says.
However, if you place Moses in the 12th dynasty, the family history of the Pharaonic court appears to line up. Amenemhet III had two daughters, but no sons have been positively identified. Amenemhet IV has been proposed as the son of Amenemhet III, but he could just as easily have been the son of Sobekneferu, one of the daughters of Amenemhet III. Amenemhet IV is a very mysterious figure in Egyptian history and may have been a co-regent of Amenemhet or Sobekneferu...
This chronology is at least somewhat consistent.  The distance from Senusret I to Anumnehet III is about 100 years.  Which, if you have Yosef in Egypt in about 1650 BCE, and an Exodus date of 1445 BCE, you have Moshe born at 1525 BCE.

The rest of the story isn't really worth commenting on.  It's basically just inventing an Egyptian succession story so that the Biblical story could be grafted onto it.  There is absolutely no evidence of any of the things Anderson is saying. 
Exodus from Egypt

In a revised chronology, Neferhotep I was likely the Pharaoh of the Exodus in the 13th dynasty. Exodus 7:10 tells us that Moses and Aaron confronted Pharaoh ‘… and Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh and before his servants, and it became a serpent.’ Pharaoh was not impressed ‘… so the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their enchantments. For every man threw down his rod, and they became serpents.’ In the Liverpool Museum there is a magician’s rod that hails from this same period in Egyptian history. The rod is in the form of a long cobra Perhaps the magicians practiced some form of hypnotic power that transformed the cobra rods into the appearance of real snakes, or applied sleight of hand to substitute a real cobra for the rod.
The first thing to point out is that this is the only, even somewhat related event that is placed in the period that the author thinks is the time of the Exodus.  The second thing to note is that the snake was an important symbol in Egypt and it appears in many places.  It was also an important symbol in Judaism, but that's a topic for another time.  The third thing is more humorous than anything else.  The author assumes that the Egyptian magicians couldn't make a rod into a snake, but all the other miraculous things said in the bible definitely happened.  Why doesn't he take the bible at its word?  The Egyptian magicians made their rods into snakes just like Aharon did.  Presumably he invents "optical illusions" for the Egyptians because anything else would conflict with the modern theology he's attaching to the Torah.
The ten plagues are probably one of the most famous aspects of the Exodus story. If the plagues were historical events as recorded by Moses, then there should be some fragment of evidence describing their catastrophic consequences. In fact, there is a papyrus in the Leiden Museum in Holland which provides a graphic portrayal eerily reminiscent of the biblical account. There is no consensus among archaeologists as to when it was originally penned An excerpt reads:
… Plague stalks through the land and blood is everywhere … Nay, but the river is blood. Does a man drink from it? As a human he rejects it. He thirsts for water … Nay, but gates, columns and walls are consumed with fire…Nay but the son of the high-born man is no longer to be recognized … The stranger people from outside are come into Egypt … Nay, but corn has perished everywhere…Everyone says ‘there is no more.’
When I opened the article, the first think I searched for was Ipuwer.  Having read enough of these types of posts, I know that finding out whether the authors mention the Admonitions of Ipuwer or the Ipuwer Papyrus or not is a good metric to finding out whether they are worth paying attention to.  The good scholars (like Hoffmeier above) don't mention Ipuwer, for the reasons I'll explain in a little bit.  The ones that do, do so because they don't expect their audience to know what it's about.  At first I was relieved that Ipuwer didn't appear in the search bar.  However when I got to this paragraph I realized it was far worse than I thought.  Not only does Anderson mention Ipuwer, but he doesn't even tell you what it is so you can find it easily yourself.  And he mangles the quotation so much that you don't realized that these are essentially random strings taken completely out of context over many pages, most of which has clearly nothing to do with the Exodus narrative.  That last one is standard fare for anyone who brings up the Ipuwer Papyrus as evidence.

The Admonitions of Ipuwer can be read in full here.  Most Egyptologists that I've read think it has no real historical worth, and that it is more of a moral message. Let's take a closer look at the "river = blood" part quoted in Anderson.

Indeed, [hearts] are violent, pestilence is throughout the land, blood is everywhere, death is not lacking, and the mummy-cloth speaks even before one comes near it.
Indeed, many dead are buried in the river; the stream is a sepulcher and the place of embalmment has become a stream.
Indeed, noblemen are in distress, while the poor man is full of joy. Every town says: "Let us suppress the powerful among us."
Indeed, men are like ibises. Squalor is throughout the land, and there are none indeed whose clothes are white in these times.
Indeed, the land turns around as does a potter's wheel; the robber is a possessor of riches and [the rich man is become] a plunderer.
Indeed, trusty servants are [. . .]; the poor man [complains]: "How terrible! What am I to do?"
Indeed, the river is blood, yet men drink of it. Men shrink from human beings and thirst after water.
Indeed, gates, columns and walls are burnt up, while the hall of the palace stands firm and endures.
First of all, it should be somewhat more clear what the Admonitions are talking about.  A general upheaval of society which is portrayed in a very negative light.  As far as the river being blood, the reason is clearly stated a couple verses previous, a section that is conveniently left out by every apologist who quotes from it.  The river is blood because they buried the dead in it!

The only way you get something that looks like the Biblical Exodus from Ipuwer is to grab quotes completely out of context and then make an assertion (without evidence) that it dates to the period of the Exodus.  As we've seen before this date can be moved around anyway to suit whatever piece of Egyptology Anderson wants to hold up.  Let's continue,
The final plague cut Pharaoh to the heart. The Lord struck down all the firstborn in each Egyptian family at midnight. The Hebrews were warned of this horrific disaster and Moses ordered them to kill a lamb and splash its blood on their doorposts. The Destroyer would pass over every home with the blood of the lamb. It is quite significant that Neferhotep’s son, Wahneferhotep, did not succeed his father on the throne. Instead, Neferhotep I was succeeded by his brother Sobkhotpe IV ‘who occupied the throne which his brother had recently vacated.’ To this day, historians are unable to pinpoint the reason why the son of Neferhotep I did not succeed him. Perhaps a closer look at the biblical account is necessary.
There were a great many Pharaohs who were not succeeded by children.  One of the obvious reasons for this (in retrospect) was likely the fact that inbreeding was extremely common among the Egyptian royalty.  It should also be noted that monumental inscriptions and the like are not very high for the 13th dynasty.  Wikipedia doesn't supply dates for the Pharaohs.  It's probably that Anderson went down the list of 13th dynasty Pharaohs until he found one without a son, and then placed the Exodus there.  I should also note that poking around on wikipedia indicates that Wahneferhotep was probably the son of Neferhotep anyway.  Anderson says a closer looks at the biblical account is necessary, but of course he doesn't do that.  He jumps to another topic right away.
Another piece of very interesting circumstantial evidence is the sudden departure of Kahun’s inhabitants. Dr Rosalie David writes:
It is evident that the completion of the king’s pyramid was not the reason why Kahun’s inhabitants eventually deserted the town, abandoning their tools and other possessions in the shops and houses …The quantity, range, and type of articles of everyday use which were left behind in the houses may suggest that the departure was sudden and unpremeditated. 
The evidence appears to confirm Exodus 12:33 which states, ‘And the Egyptians urged the people, that they might send them out of the land in haste…’
Except as noted above, Kahun was nowhere near the region where the Jews were supposed to live.  I can't speak any more about the abandonment of the city or what might have caused it without some digging (pun not intended, but noticed on proofreading).
But what happened to the mighty Egyptian army? According to the Bible, Pharaoh pursued the fleeing Israelites with his army as they miraculously crossed the Red Sea. However, the Egyptian army ended up at the bottom of the Red Sea. It is no coincidence that the mummy of Neferhotep I has never been found.
Wait, from the fact that we haven't found one Pharaoh's tomb, Anderson concludes that he must have died in the Red Sea.  This is despite the Bible not saying that the Pharaoh himself went to the sea, and the fact that we haven't found tombs of many Pharaohs, especially in the 13th and 14th dynasties.  Presumably the fact that we have never found any remnants from a drowned Egyptian army doesn't faze Anderson.

The Hyksos mystery solved

Also, archaeologists and other scholars have long puzzled over the rapid occupation of Egypt by the mysterious Hyksos without a military confrontation. Those scholars advocating a revised chronology have identified the Hyksos with the Amalekites, who attacked the Israelites fleeing from Egypt. It is plausible that the Amalekites flowed into Egypt without resistance because of God’s decimation of the Egyptian army under the Red Sea.
Except this makes no sense in the Biblical account in which Amalek is known to live in the South and to spar with Israel during the period of the Judges and the early monarchial period. But whatever, this is just a minor point of silliness in a whole sea of misinformation.

Now, until this point I have only briefly mentioned the biggest problem with the entire chronology presented here.  And that is we have quite a lot of evidence from the Amarna period of Egypt, which in the standard chronology stretches from the 14th century to the early 13th century.  In Anderson's chronology, this would be later, but that's not terribly relevant.  What is relevant is that this period occurs, according to Anderson, after the Exodus.  After the Israelites have passed through the desert and settle in Canaan.

The Amarna period is important because it furnishes us with a huge array of correspondence between the Egyptian pharaohs and the various vassal kingdoms in the Levant.  During this time, Egypt controlled the southern Levant, with the northern half, namely northern Syria, being controlled by the Hittites.  There are over 300 letters here, and you can see a list on wikipedia. A bit of searching can bring up some of the full letters so you can get a taste for what's in them.  They're mostly pretty standard stuff with kings sucking up to Pharaoh and asking for assistance.

The takeaway here is that the world described in the Amarna letters has absolutely no overlap with the world described in the Tanach.  And certainly no overlap with the Judges or Monarchial periods over which it would fall in Anderson's chronology.  None of the kings mentioned in the Amarna letters are found in the Tanach.  Many of the nations mentioned in the Tanach don't seem to exist in the Amarna letters either.  Just to belabor the point, the Amarna letters aren't a single papyrus with an unknown date, and an unclear interpretation (like the Admonitions of Ipuwer, Anderson's smoking gun), they are official style correspondences with a known time period and clear historical worth.  They are the most important primary source for Egyptian-Levant relations during this era.  This isn't an "absence of evidence" argument, it's the presence of a significant amount of positive evidence that complete annihilates the possibility for all the speculations and shaky conclusions in Anderson's article.  Any article like this that attempts to describe an Exodus prior to the Amarna period must reckon with the fact that the Israelites are absent in the letters.  Failure to do so is dishonesty.

The conclusion from the Amarna letters is loud and clear.  If there was an Exodus which was the primary foundation for the Israelites, it must have happened in the period after the letters were written.  This is why I said above that the serious scholars who argue for some historical exodus think that it happened in the middle of the 13th century BCE. The Amarna letters are just that strong of a data point.

Conclusion

There is a story of an older, well-respected archaeologist digging next to a young archaeologist at Gezer, Israel. The young archaeologist was mocking the historical reliability of the Bible when the older archaeologist quietly responded, ‘Well, if I were you, I wouldn’t rubbish the Bible.’ When the young archaeologist asked ‘Why?’ he replied, ‘Well, it just has a habit of proving to be right after all.’
To close, Anderson quotes Clifford Wilson, a young earth creationist, who he describes as a well-respected archaeologist.  He has almost no publications that I can find, but I did find a biography, in which you can see that he is trained as a religious educator, not as an archaeologist.  Wilson may be respected among Creationists, but among the rest of scholarship, not so much it seems.  Regardless, Anderson's quotes makes it appear as if modern archaeological discoveries are producing a historical pictures closer to the biblical narrative.

Let me finish by my own quotes, to refute this assertion.  I will provide two, the first by the John Bright, the student of the "father of biblical archaeology" William Albright.  John says in 1950 (quote from Moore and Kelle, Biblical History and Israel's Past, Wm. B. Eerdmans Pub. Co., 2011, p. 62):
Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob were clan chiefs who actually lived in the second millennium B.C.... The Bible's narrative accurately reflects the times to which it refers.  But to what it tells of the lives of the patriarchs we can add nothing
So according to Anderson, if we look at the students of that particular school, we should see something that indicates an even stronger trust in the biblical narrative.  The later voice I will bring in is William Dever, who is probably the best representative of the Albright school today.  There's no true representative, and we'll see why when we read his quote.  If you look above, you'll see Anderson quotes Clifford who participated in the Gezer excavation.  Dever was director of three separate excavations at Gezer.  Anyway he says (What Did the Biblical Writers Know, Wm. B. Eerdman Pub. Co. 2001, p.98):
After a century of exhaustive investigation, all respectable archaeologists have given up hope of recovering any context that would make Abraham, Isaac, or Jacob credible "historical figures."  Virtually the last archaeological word was written by me more than 20 years ago for a basic handbook of biblical studies, Israelite and Judean History.  And as we have seen, archaeological investigation of Moses and the Exodus has similarly been discarded as a fruitless pursuit.  Indeed, the overwhelming archaeological evidence today of largely indigenous origins for early Israel leaves no room for an exodus from Egypt or a 40-year pilgrimage through the Sinai wilderness.  A Moses-like figure may have existed somewhere in southern Transjordan in the mid-late 14th century B.C., where many scholars think the biblical traditions concerning the god Yahweh arose.  But archaeology can do nothing to confirm such a figure as a historical personage, much less prove that he was the founder of later Israelite religion.
When Anderson says more archaeologists are looking at the Bible as a credible historical document today, he is lying.

I hope you've enjoyed this.  If you have more apologetics that you'd like a response to, send them over, and provided I have time, I'll see what I can do.